PROFESSOR CONNECTUM

This is a very fine skeleton of a man who came to fame.

He discovered the funny bone one day.  

Charles Cartilage was his name.

He left us this wonderful specimen.  

It’s the doctor of whom we’ve read.

Ev’ry bone is placed so perfectly.  

Let us study it from toe to head.

EVERYONE

Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.

Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.

Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.

Now hear what I say.

Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.

Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.

Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.

Now hear what I say.

The toe bone’s connected to the - foot bone,

The foot bone’s connected to the - ankle bone,

The ankle bone’s connected to the - leg bone,

The leg bone’s connected to the - knee bone,

The knee bone’s connected to the - thigh bone,

The thigh bone’s connected to the - hip bone,

The hip bone’s connected to the - back bone,

The back bone’s connected to the - shoulder bone,

The shoulder bone’s connected to the - neck bone,

The neck bone’s connected to the - head bone,

Now hear what I say.

Them bones, them bones gonna - walk around.

Them bones, them bones gonna - walk around.

Them bones, them bones gonna - walk around.

Now hear what I say.

Them bones, them bones they - walk around.

Them bones, them bones they - walk around.

Them bones, them bones they - walk around.

Them bones, them bones, them bones.

Now hear what I say.

Them bones, them bones are here to stay!  Yeah!